I
woke up to World War III. If I counted it would probably be World War
100. It seemed that every morning my sister and Mom would argue about
something stupid. I don’t understand women. Immediately, I got a
headache. Why couldn’t they just shut up? I just came home from the
hospital. They should be more considerate, but that would be asking
too much wouldn’t it? Sometimes they are so annoying and I hate it.
Maybe if I went down there, they would stop being loud, and so I did.
I passed by a mirror and saw the bandage around my head. I look
totally badass.
“Oh
Calvin, sure. I made eggs. I’ll go get them.” I wish someone
would do something to this awkwardness. I can’t handle it anymore.
I’ll probably have a mental breakdown or something and then have to
go back to the hospital.
My
sister probably felt the same way. “So…does your head hurt?” I
wanted to tell her how stupid that question was. Obviously it hurt. I
mean, I was in a car accident right?
“Yeah
it hurts a lot, obviously.” I wondered if she would feel stupid
now.
This
seriously wasn’t helping with the awkwardness and my head started
to seriously hurt again. I wanted to go back to sleep. I had an
excuse, but then Mom showed up with my food. Finally.
Then
there was another problem. I had lost my right arm and I’m a
righty. I stared at my food, and then I stared at Mom. Mom and my
sister stared back at me. “Aren’t you going to eat?” Why was my
sister asking so many stupid questions today? Maybe I’ve just
forgotten because I’ve been at the hospital for so long. Whatever.
I
remember that before I tried practicing to become ambidextrous. I
wish I tried harder. It would be useful now. I stared back down to my
food. I hope my left arm would cooperate.